ULTRAVIOLENT BITCH.


bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via late-night-everything)

— 5 days ago with 491233 notes

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: pika-spoop, via late-night-everything)

— 5 days ago with 369669 notes
gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

gay-for-lesbians:

she is exactly what I aspire to be

(Source: ellenatorss, via late-night-everything)

— 5 days ago with 470872 notes

keelah-some-thigh:

my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them

(Source: keelahsomethigh, via late-night-everything)

— 1 week ago with 159278 notes

impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

(via late-night-everything)

— 1 week ago with 1012168 notes

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

(via late-night-everything)

— 1 week ago with 249980 notes

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

(via late-night-everything)

— 1 week ago with 242934 notes
me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
— 1 week ago with 283063 notes