ULTRAVIOLENT BITCH.


worldwar2chainz:

I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

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— 5 days ago with 190496 notes
me:no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me:wtf do you want
— 5 days ago with 179671 notes

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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— 5 days ago with 452331 notes

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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— 5 days ago with 501930 notes

mcr-hidden-track:

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

What do you mean drake and josh ended

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— 5 days ago with 771768 notes

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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— 5 days ago with 367834 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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— 5 days ago with 348131 notes